[Phone ringing]
Scott: Yo, Kris. I really knocked the boots on those two big-butt
females...

(Craig Morgan/Jeff Knight)

He made it to every ball game
Unless he just had to go to...

Every time I look up at these pictures on the wall
I think I hear you callin' but there's no...

Hey motherfucker, are you jerking off again
You horny little bastard can't do anything right...

Wyclef (speaking):
Guys, you have to be more gangster, more blood
more gun talk, more...